Today in biology the teacher asked “why do chromosomes have to stick together?” And I whispered “because they’re bromosomes” and the guy next to me just about died laughing
Aladdin, because he says “I can show you the world, shining shimmering splendid” and I wanted to be able to do that, to show a girl that.
Don’t date someone you wouldn’t own a dog with
I FUCKING HATE WHEN PEOPLE POUR KETCHUP ALL OVER THE FRENCH FRIES INSTEAD OF A DESIGNATED CORNER AND THEY OFFER ME SOME LIKE NO FUCK YOU AND YOUR TAINTED FRENCH FRIES
You’re not allowed to be cute if you live 532680422 miles away from me stop that shit